We have had a spell of lovely weather here on the Isle of Gog the past week, however it is forecast to end tomorrow. So my fellow islanders make while the Sun shines, because this is the last sunny day for a few days.
The Isle of Gog Law Enforcement Team [IGLET] have got 2 tourists in the cells. They tried to visit the Isle of Gog without a visitors permit. We try not to shoot/kill any potential visitors these days, it's all to do with Political Correctness, therefore this year, of the 25 intruders to our Isle of Gog, only 15 were shot, and out of that only 10 were killed. I don't know how these people can afford the travel insurance, the insurers have assured us here on the Isle of Gog, that we are on a par with Iraq, for potential tourists, and that they always strongly advise customers not to come here. Very good advice, the Isle of Gog does not like visitors, except those that come here for the seagull shooting events.
I think that I should reveal a bit more about myself, and my family.
I am King Gog of Gog, my beautiful wife is called Queen Gog of Gog, my eldest child, a boy, is called Prince Gog of Gog, and my lovely little darling daughter is called Princess Gog of Gog [my daughter really is my Princess] We have 2 pets, a dog called Pet Dog of Gog, and a cat called Cat. That is my family then.
I have a very busy day ahead. The Royal physician will be attending to my good self, and the bits of my bad self, today due to my current ill health. Then there are fellow islanders who are seeking a meeting with me to discuss island security. I think that some of them are wanting to push for the Isle of Gog to host the small island games. These are a bit like the Olympic games, but only for small islands. I will expand on this in my next posting here. For now I must bid you a fond farewell, and do take care when you are going about your daily business today, slow down, take deep breaths, you will get there in the end, and without stressing yourself too much. Goodbye.