The weekend forecast for the Isle of Gog is as follows
Tomorrow it will be windy and raining, so Mrs Morrison will have to leave her washing until monday, when the weather will be better. Sunday ( The Lords Day) will be sunny with a light gentle breeze, and too good a day to spend it in church, I won't be at this weekends Sunday Service, again, and my Sundays are fully booked up with Kingly duties for the next 50 years, strange, but true. May your God bless and watch over you, and may he help me pick the winner in the big race tomorrow, oh and may he grant Rangers the strength to defeat those marauding hoops of the Celtic hoards.
Goodbye, and do be careful out there, yours King Gog of Gog.

Have you seen our pussy
Our nice little collie too
They drive everyone loopy
With the fighting that they do

Gog has got a new book club
We also have a class in photography
If you know how a digital camera works
Could you please enlighten me

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It's from the Isle of Gog
That I type this blog
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Come the Summer Solstice
We'll be dancing in the night
We don't get up to no good
Because it will be still quite Light

Last year there was some Hippies
All dressed up, Oh what a sight
One had got her nose pierced
A fat girls dress was too tight

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We'd all just get along
If YOU could sing a song
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We would also like to make it very clear that the Isle of Gog does not welcome visitors, who have no visa.

I have often been amused by some sayings regarding cats & dogs.
At the moment, here on the Isle of Gog, it is *Raining Cats & Dogs*
I was feeling *Dog-Tired* but I had a *Cat-Nap* however I have been *Working Like A Dog* to try and get A bank loan to upgrade my residence I think I've not got * A Cat in hells Chance* of getting one, in fact when I went into my local bank, I said to the clerk " I've come in to see you about a loan" and the clerk replied " Oh good, how much can you give us?" I think the banking sector have made a real *Dogs Dinner* of things lately. Oh well, that's life for you, in fact * It's A Dogs Life* for some. I better go and brush my teeth, before I get accused of having *Dog-Breath*. Be good, King Gog of Gog.