It is a rather dull, but dry day here on the Isle of Gog, there may be the odd shower later on in the afternoon, and the temperature should be a fairly constant 12 degrees centigrade.
Other news. Mrs. MacDonald has given birth to twins, yet again, 3 sets of twins in the one family, someone needs to tie a knot in it somewhere.
The petrol situation here, on the Isle of Gog, is good, the garage took delivery of a full tanker load this morning, so there is more than enough fuel for all Gog Islanders.
I'd like to ask Farmer Giles to stop spreading muck about first thing in the morning, the air smells foul all day afterwards. We've all got our Farmer Giles to contend with.
Also could that young lad master bates stop making noises in the park bushes, some of our female islanders are getting very worried about master bates, although his tennis serve is improving every week, look out Andy Murray master bates is coming for you.
That is all the news from the Isle of Gog today, I am your King Gog of Gog.