Todays weather on the Isle of Gog is going to be sunny, with a few clouds until 16.15hrs. (approx) when a little rain is expected to fall. Gardeners can get their lawn-mowers out today to cut the grass, and that is especially for Mr. Duncan at No.32, get your grass cut man or I will have to take action myself, as King, and you don't want that to happen, believe me.
The local pub was open a bit later than usual last night, as it was the birthday of Mrs. MacDonald, one of Isle of Gogs oldest islanders ( she's 99 you know, and still got all her own teeth, although there are only a few teeth left) next year I will have to send her a very special message, if she doesn't snuff it between now and then of course. The pub was open until 2.00am this morning, and here on the Isle of Gog, we don't have set hours for the pub to be open, it can open and close when it pleases.
There has been an outbreak of crime here on the Isle of Gog, yes we do get some bad behaviour from some of our islanders. P.C. Murdoch is on the case at this moment in time, and the villain will be caught and flogged. The crime is that he, and it is a he, dropped his empty crisp packet on the street, then when one of our waste disposal attendants gave him a statutory notice, a 25Gogan fine ( the Gogan is tied to the Euro on the worlds money markets) he then threw his copy of the notice onto the ground, there-by being given another notice, which he threw onto the ground once again, before running off, and jumping into a car.
P.C. Murdoch thinks that he may have been picking and eating mushrooms from the Forrest of Gog, they're magic.
That is all for the moment, I wish you all a good day, I being your King Gog of Gog.